“Chillin’ on da … garbage can?!?!?” – San Francisco

“Burning Man Supply Table” – Active Rentals, San Francisco

I just rolled into San Francisco for a photo shoot in Napa. Right off the plane straight into a 20 foot cube truck to pickup equipment. While getting scaffolding at Active Rentals I noticed this table of essential Burning Man supplies.

If you don’t know what Burning Man is you can google it, but it’s essentially a “secret” desert carnival for hippies, new-agers, ravers, off-gridders and performance artists.

Some of the things you definitely need: rope, tarps, protective goggles and respirators. Apparently it gets quite dusty.

“Change Your Life” – Admonishing billboard, Golds Gym, San Francisco

“Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Number” – Reclaimed billboard, Leslieville, Toronto

“Sidewalk Warp”

“Unexpected Rainbow” – Water-main geyser in Chinatown, Toronto

A perfect end to a long day on-set.

“Waitin’ On the Wives” – Men relaxing in the chair section Winners, Scarborough

“Lounging Cheek-to-Cheek” – Cats on a lounger, neither one giving ground

“I ain’t movin’.” 
“Well, I ain’t moving neither!”
“Fine.”
“Fine!”

“Halo” – The world’s greatest men’s room lighting, Crown & Dragon, Toronto

The way this back light edges me I almost look heroic.

“Foiled” – Would-be ball hockey player sits dejectedly on the sidelines, Toronto

“Sun Spot” – Condos at Richmond & Simcoe, Toronto

“The Great Escape…Almost” – Hamster makes a break for it out of the food bowl

“Straight-Up Chillin’ ” – Kitty lettin’ it hang ta the side

“Step Into The Light” – Interactive video screen, First Canadian Place, Toronto

“Thriller” – Rowing Club lockers, Ottawa

I’m not sure if these stickers are recent ironic additions or if they were actually applied in the 80s.

“I Got You Babe” – Quebequois trekkers, Ottawa

“Cypress Lot”

“Plenty of Room in the Back” – truck bed passenger, Dallas

The irony is that this picture was taken right outside the main courthouse a.k.a. The Justice Centre, Dallas.

“Crossing Over” – Overpasses near the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport

Cars are king in Texas; and their roads lord over the land.

“Pretty In Pink” – Travelling family at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport

“Severe Weather Area” – Women’s toilet, Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

I ain’t touching this one. I’ll leave the comments for others.

“Blank Slate” – Wine tasting journal and a freshly opened bottle

Several years ago my girlfriend and I began keeping a journal of all the wines we try.

It’s not very professional or scientific – it wouldn’t impress a sommelier, but I find it very rewarding to be able to look back on several years worth of bottles and the meals and experiences they were paired with.

A while back a read a statistic that said 95% of the wine sold by the LCBO is consumed within two hours of purchase. And, in my opinion, likely forgotten within three.

To me this is a fun way to remember.

“I’ll Fly Away” – Lighting fuxture featuring winged lightbulbs

 
The other day I was on a photoshoot for a national magazine in the home of a Canadian celebrity.

This lighting fixture was in their kitchen and, to borrow the home-owners parlance, I thought it absolutely brilliant.

“The Complete Set” – Discarded furniture in an alley, Toronto

“We Got Ya Covered” – Traffic sign completely covered in stickers, Dundas & River, Toronto

“Crop-tacular” – Fire retardant blanket proves the power of in-camera cropping

“Calm Again” – Lake Ontario at its glassiest

“Over-shadowed” – Ornate lamp-shade adds ominous touch to idyllic landscape

“Pissing Contest” – Teenagers challenging each other to do more push-ups

Not sure what they were on – perhaps just high on life, but these dudes were determined to out-do each other somehow.

“Brokeback Photoshoot” – #photo #cameraphone #iPhoneography #Toronto #Scarborough #bluffs

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My boy Mike rocked the reflector while I rocked the cowboy hat.

“The Ultimate Backlight”

I am not a morning guy; I can sleep-in with the best of them.

But I do love the rare occassions when I have to be up extremely early. You get to see the world in a whole new light – literally.

This was the case with the photoshoot I was on yesterday morning. Call time at the Scarborough Bluffs was 5:30am.

It was dark, cold and – except for the two guys who had clearly been out clubbing and had talked their high-heels and mini-dress clad ‘dates’ into the romance of driving out to watch the sunrise – quiet.

Then the arc of that orange-pink sphere begins to peek above the horizon and the flat grey light begins to separate into highlight and shadows.