“We Don’t Do Understated” – Aachen Cathedral

“Bar None” – Views from the castle, Monschau

“Locked-In” – Celebrating 6 years of marriage with @diana_carreiro by adding our own iron love lock to the Hohenzollern Bridge in Cologne

“Magical Monschau”

“Diana Carreiro and the Temple of Loom” – Deutsches Eck (The German Corner) where the Mosel and the Rhine rivers meet, Koblenz

“Burgs & Bends” – Burg Eltz and the Bremm Bend, Mosel River Valley

“The Original Tiny House Nation” – Weinstube Spitzhäuschen, Bernkastel-Kues

“All Along the Glockenturm” – Kobern-Gondorf, Germany

“Into the Belly of The Beast” – Völklingen Ironworks

“We Love You, Too, Rothenburg ob der Tauber: The Walled City of Selfies”

“Views from the Castle” – The Imperial Castle of Nuremberg

“The Miniature Moss Forests of Bamberg”

“The Prettiest Little Rathaus in Germany”

“The Unequaled Walls of Funchal”

“Cherry On Top”

“Cars of Funchal”

“Boat Envy”

“Breakwater Views”

“Petals on Portuguese Pavement”

“These Bars Don’t Hold Me; They Grow Me”

“Wallflower”

“Portuguese Layer Cake”

“Men of Funchal”

“Bus Lovers”

“Women of Funchal”

“Westsiiiiiiiide!” – Ponta do Pargo Lighthouse, Madeira, Portugal

“Eastsiiiiiiiide!” – Miradouro da Ponta do Rosto, Machico, Portugal

“Starting the Year On Top of the World” – Pico do Arieiro, Island of Madeira

“Happy New Year!”

“Swan’s Neck Agave”

“Presépios” – Just a few of Madeira’s elaborate and zany nativity scenes

Apparently nativity scenes or presépios (literally translated it means “crib”) are a big deal in Madeira. They are also unique in that the menagerie presented often extends past the usual cast of characters to include figurines depicting local crafts people, or whatever else may strike the designer’s fancy.

The town of Santana is known for it’s traditional triangle-shaped thatched-roof homes, so the manger barn takes on a similar shape surrounded by a few miniature houses and gigantic farm animals.

At the volunteer fire station in Calheta they’ve created an expansive labyrinth of passageways that shunts the baby Jesus and his coterie into a side annex in order to give prominence to a wind farm and an animatronic search and rescue helicopter performing a daring mission on the high seas.

But it’s not just churches, town squares and municipal building where these mise-en-scène are to be found. Many homes erect roadside presépio to display their own whimsical interpretation of Jesus’ birthday reception.

At the roadside attraction pictured above, K-pop superstar Psy and one of the Thundercats can be found among the throng of figurines that have come to pay their respects.