“Halloween Double Trouble”

“Curiosity”

“The Latest Feline Fashion Accessory: Daddy’s Discarded Flip-Flops”

“A Ray of Sunshine”

“Beguiling Buffy”

“Don’t Look Back in Anger”

“Profiles in Discourage, Vol. 3: Floored”

“Profiles in Discourage, Vol. 2: Under the Table and Reeling”

“Profiles in Discourage, Vol. 1: Have a Seat (If You Must)”

“Yin-Yang: The Duality of Self”

“Author’s Portrait: ‘Under the Table and Sitting Pretty: An autobiography by Buffy’”

“Climbing the Walls”

“The Riddle of the Buffy”

“Mona Buffy”

“Buffy Parton”

“Ol’ Blue Eyes is in The House”

“Stop Drop and Rollover”

Whether out of concern that we may be arguing or an unwillingness to be anything other than the centre of attention, whenever Diana and I are standing and talking in the kitchen Bernard will almost always walk between us, flop down on the floor and rollover to expose his belly.

“Gestate”

“Pawsture”

“Game Recognizes Game” – Black and White but NOT Black and White

“Armrest Rest”

“All Dolled-Up and Nowhere To Go”

“Got Comfy?”

“Go Ahead; Make My Day”

“Kick Your Feet Up”

Bernard is our latest foster cat. He had a rough start in life. His previous owners claimed he was being aggressive so they kept him outside in a tiny crate for months. As a result he is slow to trust new people. But once he feels safe with you he will never leave your side. If you’re looking for an isolation buddy during the COVID-19 lockdown contact the Toronto Humane Society to inquire about adoption.

“Hanging On”

“Black As Night Light”

“No’s-To-Nose”

“Black Hole Foster Son”

“When the Weather Outside is Frightful, A Heated Cat House is So Delightful”

“This Seat’s Taken”