“The Viewer” – Persons legs seen sticking-out beneath a photo panel @WorldPressPhoto, Toronto

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“Ready to Roll” – Shopping carts lined-up at No Frills supermarket

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“The Missing Piece” – Storefront of the now defunct Carlaw Carburetor, Leslieville

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“Warped” – Fabric pattern distorted in concave mirror

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“The Citrus Slaughter” – Blood orange cutting-board carnage

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“The Chase” – Milestones’ Bellini donkey pursues @LEGO_Group figurine across the bar

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“Il Pleu” – Headlights illuminate a woman’s clear umbrella on a rainy night

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“Through the Fescue” – Tall grass against blue skies

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“Hi” – World’s most homoerotic car wrap

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“Proximity” – Example of how plastic windows allow us to disregard personal space on the subway

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“Happy Thanksgiving” – Fallen leaves on the sidewalk

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“The Mighty Q” – Riverdale bridge at sunset, Queen St East, Toronto

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“Cougar on the Hunt” – Woman in leopard print browses the selection @mybeerstore

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“Where’s Canada!” – Canadian flag lost in the grid of Mies van der Rohe’s TD Towers

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“Trust” – Mies van der Rohe’s TD Towers from a worm’s-eye view, Toronto

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“Outline” – Self-portrait in bus shelter backlit by blank advertisement

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“Jesus and His Disciples: Sunny D, The Cheerios Bee and Pert Plus” – Storefront window, Koreatown, Toronto

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“Into the Sunset” – The city’s skyline as seen from Toronto Island

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“The Split” – Eastern and Richmond diverge at The Don in East Toronto

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“Standing Guard” – Suicide barrier on the Bloor Street Viaduct, Toronto

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“Fenced-In” – Fog at Cathedral Bluffs Park, Scarborough

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“The Boardwalk” – Ash Bridges Bay, Toronto

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“Photographies” – Photo booth @TheDrakeHotel, Toronto

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“Where’s Waldo?” – Self-Portrait silhouette through construction site fence

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“Rudo” – @RudoandKate enjoys the sun while holding a bounce card on location

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“Hot-House Flowers” – (Sort of) Stretching as far as the eye can see

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“The Hump” – Turning trees against blue sky, Cambridge, Ontario

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“Cheers!” – It’s a celebration!

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“There’s……..Something Under the Wing!” – @porterairlines introduces its new 22 blade turboprop from @Bombardier_Aero

As I’ve discussed previously the limitations of the iPhone’s camera often makes for fun results. In this case the shutter doesn’t know exactly what to do with the extremely fast moving propellers of Porter Airlines’ Canadian-built Bombardier Aerospace Q400 turboprop aircraft.

As you can see the results are multiplication and, at times, complete separation.

Awesome!

“Camera Crimes: A (Very Lame) Day In The Life” – None of these things belong together Day

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Okay, I get that this is a multiple image photo frame and that whoever designed the marketing for this product would want the images to seem like they could conceivably have come from one person or couple. But that does not explain or excuse why on earth these stock photos were chosen, or, for that matter, ever taken in the first place.

Picture 1 = “We just had a fight (possibly while sailing) and are
Giving each other the silent treatment.” Not great but acceptable as a stock photo and appropriate in its use. Picture 2 = “I’m a technologically behind-the-times douche.” First-off, two words: blue tooth. C’mon images selectors let’s try and stay current with technology. Picture 3 = “After I’m done being a douche I like to vacuum.” WTF?!?! Why, WHY, was this photograph taken? And, even though their is
conceivably a market for photos of male models doing domestic chores, why would ANY REAL PERSON who might buy this picture frame place such a photo in it? “Oh, look honey. Remember that time you did a crappy job vacuuming while talking on you douchey earpiece?”

Picture 4 = Makes sense but by the time I look at it the damage has been done. Again, wow!

“Hi” – Elk in the stained glass window @BERRINGER winery

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