“Covering All The Angles” – Sign at the Dallas Farmers Market won’t let anyone have any fun

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Also, isn’t solicitation spelt with a ‘T’ – or is that a Canadian thing?

So, I’m an idiot. Thanks to my friend John, who pointed out to me that this sign is BILINGUAL (english and SPANISH).

That means that a) this sign isn’t really funny at all; and, b) this post really doesn’t make sense anymore.

You’re welcome.

<sigh>

“Gushing” – A fire hydrant is purged in Dallas, TX

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“This Area Is Monitored By Security Cameras…and JESUS” – Giftshop at Chathedral Shrine of the Virgin of Guadalupe, Dallas, Texas

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The Loads Are Longer in Texas

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“The A/C Is On High”

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“Hi” – Box of Wormies at Wildseed Farms, Fredericksburg, Texas

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If you're ever in Texas Hill Country check out Wildseed Farms, it's the only garden centre I've ever visited that serves beer: Win-win!

“That’s Why He Was Following So Close”

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“Feedback Loop” – Escher-like freeway overpasses in Texas

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This in a continuation of my fascination with Texas overpasses which began with “Crossing Over” – Overpasses near the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport, which I posted last August.

“They’re Spinnin’…! They’re Spinnin’!” @rimsforcars

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These are the most ridiculous rims I have ever seen in my life. And, this was the SECOND pair I saw while in Texas. Apparently some people like to base their car fashion on Roman chariots.

“Don’t Try Running From This Meter Maid”

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“Hey, I’m A Sitting Stereotype!” – Man in a wifebeater relaxes in a Dallas Starbucks

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“Old & New” – Mustangs on a trailer in Texas

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“Cypress Lot”

“Plenty of Room in the Back” – truck bed passenger, Dallas

The irony is that this picture was taken right outside the main courthouse a.k.a. The Justice Centre, Dallas.

“Pretty In Pink” – Travelling family at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport

“Severe Weather Area” – Women’s toilet, Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

I ain’t touching this one. I’ll leave the comments for others.